MR. HAZARD'S 

WARNING: May cause extreme laughter

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Hey, everybody.. Welcome to my home page where I will show you some pictures of me! Remember folks, don't try anything featured in these pictures at home! - Our pal, Mr. Hazard

"Hey Mr. Hazard, you look thinner... have you lost weight?"

"IT'S ATTACKING ME!! HELP!! THE MACHINERY IS ATTACKING ME!"

"You taste good, Mr. Hazard! MUHAHA!"

"I FORGOT MY 'APPROVED LIFT ARM STOP'!!!"

"Mr. Caution, can you give my a ride in your 'car'?"
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"Wait ,I didn't say- AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!"

"Quickly! I must jump out to save myself! ...UHOH!" *crunch*

"Here's some pictures of me playing with my lawn mower I got for my Birthday!"

"I had to get my fingers re-attached...don't try that.."
"Also, playing goalie trying to block all the rocks was lots of fun."

"The doctor gave me a lollipop"

"Always cut with your chainsaw properly or else you might end up cutting your head! Heed my warning."

"I got shocking new tips for the next time I set up my light tower!"

"TIIIIIMBER!!" *bonk* "...ow."